Ferries 

Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. What are YOU doing here? There comes a time in most men’s lives where they feel the need to raise the Black Flag. And that was done without a single drop of rum… Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag. Fetch me another Cabin Boy…This one be split Whats a pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrbys! Piracy – Hostile take over. Without the messy paperwork.

STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!! Well actualy piracy is a democracy with captains voted for by the crew. My mom would not let me see the pirate movie because it was rated rrrrr.